Thursday just creeps up too fast.. This week I’m doing 13 pick up lines.
Have you ever used any of these or been the one that got one of these used on?
1. “The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. ”
2.” Do you to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! ”
3. ” Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it. ”
4. ” You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me. ”
5. ” What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! ”
6. ” Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you! ”
7. ” Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. ”
8. ” It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! ”
9. ” Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? ”
10. ” That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too! ”
11. ” Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. ”
12. ” If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together. ”
13. ” Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers. “
OMW – I’ve never heard any of these. LOL Some of them are hysterical. The Incredible Hulk, really. Thank God I’m married!
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I’ve been fortunate and I’ve never been exposed to any of these lines. UGH!!! 😉
Hopefully I’ll never encounter them in real life.
Happy TT!
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Marriage is starting to sound more and more like something to be thankful for. These are funny!
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Ciara it would be so funny to hear someone say these out loud. I was LOL while I wrote them up.
Kimberly thank goodness you haven’t.
Darla lol, yes it is. Hubby don’t need to use these.
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LOL! What a great way to start off a Thursday! These are hilarious, and the only thing they would show me is the guy has a sense of humor. He’d better have something better than these lines if he wants to get any further!
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OMG!!! Really? Some of these are SO BAD! Do we women really fall for these?
LOL. Great TT.
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LOL… thanks for the laugh! Love it!
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LOL! Those are too funny!
*hugs*
Paige
My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/
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These could also be called Pickup Lines Guaranteed Not To Work
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Happily, I have never heard any of these. lol
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Oh…pick up lines. In my entire life, I have yet to hear a good one.
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Those are good. A couple of my “favorites” from when I used to bartend are:
“Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can totally see myself in them.”
“You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.”
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Eden I wonder if these lines ever work..
Jennifer, I hope not…
Mary you are welcome.
Paige, thank you.
Alice, so true…
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Heather, I hope you never have to…
Julia, I don’t think there is on.
Lisa, did you LOL the moment you heard them? I would have.
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If you were the last women alive you would still be my first choice.
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Hunter good one…Have you ever used that on a woman?
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I ended up skipping Thursday 13 today because I was too busy to squeeze it in, but I’m truying to make the rounds. Yours made me giggle. thanks!
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Maddy thank you for still taking time to come by my T13 and check out my 13. Glad to make you giggle. It is great to add some smiles to the end of the week. Hope to see you back with T13 next week.
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